Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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