Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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