Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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