dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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