just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You work out of a Hotel?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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