the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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