Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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