She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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