Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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