I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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