first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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