halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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