hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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