Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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