i jhust puked up my retainher.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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