Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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