dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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