Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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