Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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