Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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