I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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