yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
