God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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