the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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