Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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