Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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