There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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