You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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