just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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