So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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