I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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