Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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