I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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