it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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