It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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