Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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