Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
