They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
