I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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