He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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