This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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