Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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