We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she smelled like a LAN party
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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