I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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