is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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