I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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