I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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