porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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