scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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