Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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