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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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