i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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