please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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