whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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