Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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