haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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