i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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