fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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